Love, lust or marriage
How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
- LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
- LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
- MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
- LOVE - When you share everything you own.
- LUST - When you steal everything they own.
- MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
- LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
- LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
- MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch.
- LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
- LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
- MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
- LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
- LUST - When you couldn't give a hoot.
- MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
- LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
- LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
- MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
- LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
- LUST - When you only see each other naked.
- MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
- LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
- LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
- MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.
- LOVE - When nobody else matters.
- LUST - When nobody else knows.
- MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
- LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
- LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
- MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
- LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
- LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
- MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
- LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
- LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
- MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.